Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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