I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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