As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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