I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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