is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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