we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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