ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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