I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I cut my penus on the lid.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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