I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I think people are normalizing furries
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
