if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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