im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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