i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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