i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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