isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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