we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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