You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
