i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
3pm strippers are depressing
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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