i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I just want to make out with him forever
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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