You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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