I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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