Duck Duck Cougar?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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