He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
COCAINE IS GR8
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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