Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Randomize
