: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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