My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I think my moral compass just broke
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Randomize
