can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
please don't ironically join a cult
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