Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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