i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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