I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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