We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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