and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
The adults are the big ones right?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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