are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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