she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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