just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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