All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Floor bacon is actually really good
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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