Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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