My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
