yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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