Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Randomize
