can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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