mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I wannas sexs uuuuu
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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