Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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