you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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