Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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