Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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