I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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