Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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