do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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