Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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