So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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